Losing My Cool...

Ah Urban Retreat. Home of the hairy celebraties who come to have their bits waxed/hair fixed/faces rubbed... My day job.

We've had Renee Zellweiger...
We've had Dame Judy Dench...

There was Pricilla Presley and Jade Jagger.

I've seen boy bands, girl bands and East Ender's super stars...

In came Michael Flattely, Victoria Beckham and Mr. Alfayad himself... and then of course... the Hoff made his entrance.

The celeb sightings are not something new to me...

At Disney I controlled Whitney Huston and Bobby "beat her up" Brown, I met the guys from the Beach Boys, Alicia Keys, Desmond Tu Tu, Tea Leoni, Whoopie Goldberg, Hillary Duff, Raven, Bob Saget, Aaron Carter... hell even the muppets came on...

At Cirque Du Soleil I met Geoffry Rush, Kylie Minogue and Bon Jovi...

The world of celebs is not something that knocks me around. In fact in all these years of celebrity wrangling I have never lost my cool.... until last week...

Folks my heart started to flutter, I went bright red and my knees went week after a 6 second conversation with...

MR. ERIC BANA

Yup... "Chopper", "The Hulk" and "That other guy in troy" came in for a very manly massage and facial. When it came to me taking care of his paper work and giving his receipts to him... i could not even function. Words faltered, I stumbled and i lost my breath. In my head I heard... "here is your receipts, was everything okay, thankyou so much, we'll see you next time." Except all that came out was:

"um... mr. bana... here's.. your... stuff..."

I'm surprised I didn't just stare at him and say "hello uncle chop chop... hello"

he was so lovely and aussie and S-E-X-Y. He easily beats Hugh Jackman... hands down. And that is saying something as i have been a known stalker of the Jackman since i was about fifteen and he was doing sunset boulevarde. And never in the days of Full Frontal would I have ever been a Banner fan... but let me eat my words and change my mind (as women occasionaly do.)

If the hulk had a fight with wolverine (a fight for mr love of course).... The hulk would stomp his sexy ass all over that metal clawed freak! (not that i would kick wolverine out of bed for eating crackers... if you know what i mean)

*sigh*

Ah the celebrity Crush... one of my favorite indulgences.