New to Australian Television

Oh yeah Australia... look out... Amy Maiden going to be on your television screens very soon...

Yes folks, last thursday I spent the morning swanning around leicester squre being followed by a camera crew filming a commercial for...

BALLARAT UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a hilarious joke!

Ballarat University has launched a new campaign called "This is me after U.B" and yes I spent three hours saying over and over again

"Hi, I'm Amy... and this is me... After UB"
"Hi, I'm Amy... and this is me... in London... After UB"
"Hi, I'm Amy... I studied musical theatre... and this is me... After UB"
"Hi, I'm Amy... I stuied musical theatre... and this is me... in London... after UB"
"Hi, I'm Amy... I studied musical theatre at the University of Ballarat... and this is me... in London... after UB"

CATCH PHRASE ANYONE!?!?! I think it's going to sweep the nation... much like "it's PHAT... as in P-H-A-T"


oh yeah... i am the new thorpeedo... Is that a good thing? At least I'm not making pearl necklace jewellry!

"This is me after U.B" start saying it now before it becomes over used...

After the catch phrases it was onto the doco interview... where i was asked questions like "Why did you want to study at U.B?" after answering with some bull shit about "the quality of the teachers bla bla bla" I was promptly told by the add exec people:

"No... you went there because you are a Ballarat girl born and bred and you loved the location, fascilities at Camp St and the Class ratio"

UM... I DIDNT EVEN GO TO CAMP ST!?!?!!?! But... being the coporate "meat puppet" I am... I sucked it up and said my lines....

So folks when you see me sayin on camera... "I'm a Ballarat Girl born an bred" ... please know... the devil made me say it!

Then it was onto my search for a super model moment where there were lots of long arty shots of me swanning around leicester square... carrying a satchel bag... talking on the phone... surrounded by black cabs and red busses.... leaning on red telephone boxes...

on all accounts this commercial should be ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN REDICULOUS.

so... keep and eye out for it... prime time commercials....

that's right folks... I may be on the other side of the earth... but i am STILL in your faces!!!!!

and will expect much "shit hanging" for the apprent sale of my proverbial soul.....

Australia.... enjoy.

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